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When ever you hear a song by glaive you get a boner 5 seconds I
Am I only the only one here with glaive boner syndrome
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When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.
"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"
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One simply getting a boner from an unusually tall girl.
Jimmey gets a Tall girl boner every time he sees his teacher in math class.
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You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.
Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.
HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.
Dat mass.
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An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.
A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
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The week long-lasting pants full of excitement one attains from the current popular "trend". It comes and goes with blockbuster movies, hit youtube videos and other various things teenagers worship. This usually results in a weekly trip to Hot Topic to purchase a t-shirt and/or other merchandise with the trend plastered all over it.
Jesse: AJ's goin' hard about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. He just bought the official soundtrack and a t-shirt.
Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.
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Illinois boner joint:
An Illinois boner joint Is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless wang wrapped in rolling paper for sexual gratification.
When I was in Chicago late at night walking around with my friend, a homeless man appeared from the shadows and offered us a hit from his joint. I knew immediately he was a sick bastard trying to get us to suck his wang, thinking it was a meaty joint, my friend bent down to puff I yelled "NOO!! Stop! That's an Illinois boner joint!" As I dove and pushed my friend away from the homeless mans pelvis and erect reefer wrap.