One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

beer minimum

*A term coined by Abhijna Baddi.

Used to describe the lowest quality beer you can stomach.

"I can't do Bud Light, but I will have a Stella. That's my 'beer minimum'."

ron beer

ginger billy’s ford escort with the back cut off like a truck and has a lawnmower blade and engine.

in a zero turn, it needs 2 hands to control it. but with a ron beer, you can recline, sit back, and drink you a beer while you cut the grass

pinch a beer

To have a beer that belongs to a mate e.g. Hey mate, can I pinch a beer off you ?

Hey mate can I pinch a beer and pay you back ?

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

beer spawn

A location where one leaves unused or unwanted beer/alcohol in a public location such as woods or bushes. Anyone can take the beer but it is expected that it will be replaced eventually either by the person who took it or by a new person who is looking to get rid of their alcohol.

Guy 1: hey dude we don't have any beer
Guy 2:lets go check the beer spawn for any

Man 1: hey I have all this old natty light I don't want
Man 2: dude throw that at the beer spawn someone will defiantly want it

Beer upgrade

When you have weak beer and add liquor to it to get more bang for your buck.

Can also be done to get your friends hyped before a party.

Also known as Bupgrade

Yo Johnny let’s get that beer upgraded, we got a party to go to tonight.