a dad is a person who gives cum to a woman to make a shit spawn called a child.
kid: hey dad when are you coming back with the milk
dad: never
Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.
fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar
Dad: sure son:)
A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.
Dad left to have sex with a frog
The guy who leaves for the milk when your 5 :)
Hello dad
Goodbye dad
DADDYYYYY