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a day when you experience nothing particularly sad, but you just feel miserable and have the strange desire to become more depressed.
mom: hey ben, how was your day at school?
ben: eh, not that great.
mom (to herself): uh oh, it's a death cab for cutie day
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This is used when a guy shoots their load so far that it goes up the girl's nose.
"So we were totally going at it missionary style, then I feel a strong one on the way, so pulled out and shot my load right in her nose and ended up blowing up the death star!"
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indie-pop bands suck balls. listen to death metal
fuck that poosy shit death cab for cutie, listen to iniquity
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(n.) A man sticking his penis in the belly folds of a fat woman and running it along the equator.
I gave that chick last night a Death Star Trench Run. She was so fat I couldn't find her thermal exhaust port.
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Ultra Brutal Death Metal is the hardest form of music on Earth. It's a term used to describe bands who have pushed the bar of even brutal death metal (i.e. Devourment, Katalepsy), therefore considering it "Ultra" brutal death metal.
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When a TV show's schedule is moved to Fridays, it is expected to be cancelled because no one will be home to watch it on Friday nights :(
Jon: Dude Southland's scheduled on a Friday night death slot.
Don: What?
Jon: IT MEANS IT'S GONNA BE CANCELLED.
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when raam transforms after beating him on gears of war.. he becomes super mega hyper death raam!!
omg turn off that rick astley song.. its super-mega-hyper-death raam.
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