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The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
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This is how Bill Gates is neo-posing we solve the climate crisis.
Pay high rent and eat bugs?๐ Is Bill Gates serious?
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a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.
The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.
Person A, dying of hunger: โWhat do you want to eat?โ
Person B: โIdkโ
Person A: (โฏยฐโกยฐ๏ผโฏ๏ธต โปโโป
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Beat Em N Eat Em was just Philly Flasher remade. See: Philly Flasher
Eww! The characters in Beat Em N Eat Em are eating sperm!
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From the 1971 song "Amos Moses", a phrase referring to a person that gorges on food. It literally means that one can eat the equivalent of their weight in food, and unless the person exercises vigorously, the chances are high that they're huge.
(There) lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna, (and) they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries! Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses!" -Jerry Reed, "Amos Moses
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When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.
Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.
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National eat mariah pussy day is a day where you find a girl named Mariah and you ask to eat her pussy. from the back, sides, and front. this day occurs on April 12th
Ima eat mariah pussy on national eat mariah pussy day.
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