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when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose
i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over
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Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off
MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!
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when at a red light you and your bros wearing lax pinnies get out and change the color of the pinnie. if a bro doesnt have a pinnie on he must moon the car next to him. and is mocked by his other bros. Only acception is if the bro is wearing a polo. or other Bro shit. Baseball Players cannot engage in this activity and it can only be done on mondays,tuesdays,thursdays, fridays, saturdays, and sundays. wendsdays are Broly days
that Lax Bro fire drill was totally the bees vagina bro
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When a large black man blows a load all over a small white female almost drowning her in semen usually in a some odd pornography.
-Did you hear about Jamal?
-No?
-He was almost finished with this white bitch so he took his dick out and African Fire Hosed her.
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Being from newfoundland, we have a strong British heritage. I always understood it to be a reference to witches burning at the stake. Your pants or skirts would be the first thing to catch fire.
Person on stake while fire burns, sees their pants catching aflame
"Please! I'm Innocent! "
Crowd "liar liar pants on fire
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An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.
Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"
Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"
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A Brown Eye Back Fire is when you take a dump and when the poop hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your butthole. It is the most disgusting feeling in the world that everyone you’ve ever met has experienced.
Guy on toilet: “(splash) AHHHHHHHH”
Guy’s wife: “What’s going on in there?”
Guy on Toilet: “Fucking Brown Eye Back Fire.”
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