fun fact: 48% of the Fortnite player base learnt what a cube was in season 5
oh i learnt that from Fortnite it has six sides!
A gay game for gay babies
kid 1: do you play fortnite?
Kid 2: no, I’m not a gay baby
The game that turns the virgins on.
Just the characters themselves cause men to have erections.
Mostly played by men in there teens, including older single men in there late 20's or 30's.
Causes teens to get beat by there girlfriends or parents.
Can be played on the Xbox, Playstation, PC, or Phones if your cheap.
Playing this game makes your pee pee smaller.
OMG, my girlfriend dumped me and my pee pee got smaller due to fortnite
a trashy, overrated game that people play. somehow really popular.
Dude1: hey dude wanna play fortnite?
Dude2: yeah!!
Dude3: ...
Fortnite is a battle royal game where you kill people and rage. Eventually, you will end up breaking your monitor and beating up your entire squad. However, this game is addicting so watch out.
Please, mom just one more game of Fortnite.
A copy cat of the recent seccesful title Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds, and the older title of H1Z1. This game is PUBG-Minecraft, and it’s free, so little kids and poor teenagers play it. The player base consists of Kids, poor teenagers, and virgins.
“I was playing some fortnite last night” says the virgin
“Oh, you mean a rip off of better games?”
Fortnite is a game that your 8 year old nephew, or even worse, you yourself has an addiction too. When you grow up you realise that you were cringe. Don't play Fortnite.
A: I just spent 300 dollars to buy some V-Bucks on Fortnite!
B: What do you need V-Bucks for?
A: Skins.
B: -and?
A: Yeah that's it.
B: ...