John Johnson

If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.

Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.

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John Kozak

A musician and artist from Minneapolis, MN. Founding member of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band and the Regulars a blues/funk supergroup featuring members of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band, the Big Wu, Gypsyfoot, Hyentyte, and Burnin' Hyder. After playing music in California, he returned to Minnesota to form these groups, and play music festivals such as the Big Wu Family Reunion, 10,000 lakes festival, and perform regionally.

Minnesota Bluegrass Band the Regulars john kozak

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neil johns

Syphilis. From the West Coast slang. Neil John was a fisherman who had syphilis in the late 1800s and consequently spread it around the small village of Auchnacarnie.

Sharon was admitted to hospital with a case of the neil johns

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Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing

Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?

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John Cornyn

To fuck up so badly due to sheer incompetence and a 1937 elementary school education (and thinking that anything that comes out of that jiggolo-gloving mouth other than Wall Street donor shmegma) that your wife cuckolds you with Ted Cruz on the Senate floor while raising money for Beto O’Rourke’s next campaign while you have to do the tax returns for your party’s pedophile ring.

1: Wow, I feel so John Cornyn today
2: Bro, that doesn’t make sense
1: Maybe I just John Cornyned the example

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John Happy

A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.

David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.

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John Moorehead

A failed abortion with autism, also has an ugly fucking haircut, is a furry.

Wow that’s something John Moorehead would do

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