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A catchphrase created by Josh Martin, the voice of Majin Buu, who made the Pillsbury Homeboy character.
"What's my muffin baking name?"
When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.
Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!
Person A: "God, you're such a bread muffin!"
Person B: "a what???"
Someone who is a party pooper, or who chooses to be offended.
Dude 1: "Hey wanna join the party? We could use an extra person!"
Dude 2: "No thanks. I wasn't invited."
Dude 1: "Don't be such a sore muffin. Lol"
A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.
"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"
"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."
(Noun)
muhf-in-poos
A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.
That's the dirty meaning at least...
Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?
James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!