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A super fast good karate fighter
I like karate I'm wanna be a Ninja
A real thing that has been so stereotyped by TV that now people think its fake. It is a person who trains in the art of ninjutsu (an art in the bujinkan) otherwise known as budo, the current grand master is Masaaki Hatsumi, who lives in japan.
Person who actually trains in an ancient japanese martial art: "I'm a ninja."
Ignorant person: *Does karate kid pose mockingly*
someone whose trash at fortnite and is scared to 1v1 me
ninja is trash
1-A slick, elusive, amazing fighter. Cannot be beaten by anyone/anything. Knows every style of fighting, mostly usues Asian Mixed Martial Arts. Can kill you in one swift movement with any object around them. Or even with their bare hands. They are not always asian. Never fallllls, they always land on their feet. Ninjas can read minds, perform amazing gymnast stunts, and can dogde a speeding bullet. Pretty much the greatest people to ever walk the earth. IMMORTAL TO EVERYTHING.
2-Another name for a smalll asian pole vaulter.
Did you see Jon yesterday? He totally fought off that anti-ninja with his amazing ninja skill!
Ninjas really know how to kick asss.
Courtney used her ninja skillll to jump on the car, flip onto some rooof, then dive into a helicopter.
Becca just cleared 9 feet!
Definitely the master of flossing and not a Japanese elite mercenary
"Look! that ninja is flossing! He must be so cool!" - a quote by a 10 year old
“What the fuck you say to me you little shit” -Ninja
“Don’t bully others” -Also Ninja
“I’m not seeing enough movement” -Ninja at the Flossing World Record
Ninja is a dork. Ninja isn’t that good at fortnite. Ninja is a joke.
NINJA - No Income No Job or Assets
I went $300k in debt to get a doctorate in linguistic gender acrobatics and now I'm NINJA.