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"When you nut in a butt and they fart while your dick is in there."
"I like when my Butter Poached Lobster served warm."
A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
Charlie had a peanut butter spoon. That's it nothing more.
"You guy's ever look up Peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary?"
Peanut Butter Spoon doesn't mean anything but sounds like it should.
Donut Operator - Have you ever heard looked up peanut butter spoon on the Urban Dictionary?
Dount Operator - I don't know if it is a real thing, but it sounds like it should be.
Viewer - *Viewer Looks up Peanut Butter Spoon on Urban Dictionary*
Viewer -*Finds this and sighs*
When someone's partner covers their dick in butter to use as lube
In France my girl wanted to butter my baguette. I was a little nervous but I let her do it anyway
Refers to a women's vagina that is very good. Warm, wet, hot, makes a man's penis feel like a stick of butter melting.
John: How's Rebecca man?
Paul: She's kinda crazy bro, but she got that stick o' butter.
A creamy frozen sweet summertime treat made of cock butter jammed with goodness on a stick.
Boy, it's hot! I sure wish I had a cock butter jamcicle to cool me off! Those hit the spot.