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In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.
More experienced UD Word Definers, will amend their definitions with stereotypical humor and/or try to use reverse pyscology by mentioning how "this definition will receive thumbs down for truthfullness" or "if this doesn't describe you, how come you're giving it a thumbs down right now?" (I.E. Urban Dictionary Loser)
The majority of words that would actually require a person to use urbandictionary as a source for information are by and large defined. Yet you people stop at nothing to make an internet name for yourself with your "TEH WITTY URB DEF YO!"
And no, I don't feel I'm even being remotely original with this definition. I, as a web surfing loser (thanks to my job), have read about 5 minutes of this website, and would much rather have a raging, drunk, shit-covered bum, rape me to death and skull fuck my corpse until the end of eternity, then to read anymore of these god-awful attempts at humor/originalism.
Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an UD Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!
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phrase meaning "tell your mom i said hello"
Hey, Tyrone, word to your momma
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Can be abbreviated "UWOTD"
A daily e-mail informing people of a stupid definition of a usually pre-existing word submitted by an anonymous source on the internet. Many find said words to be "clever" or "funny".
While many who receive this e-mail take pleasure in learning something humorous each day, inevitably it becomes an annoyance when the recipient doesn't check his/her e-mail for days at a time, causing a slight inconvenience when they have to read up to several definitions in one sitting.
Frank: "Hey Tom, did you see today's Urban Word of the Day? Funny stuff!"
Tom: "Oh don't get me started! I had to read like 10 of those today! I haven't checked my e-mail in over a week!"
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A updated variation of "not worth the paper it's printed on". From Obama's making promises about something, and then not keeping them. An outright lie that you deny or try to explain away as not being what you meant to say. Something , or someone that you don't dare trust.
I'm told that guy is nothing but a conman. He's as good as Obama's word.
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It´s a pass that a black person signed. It makes the owner (who is white) be allowed to say nigga.
White person: What´s up my nigga?
Black person: Aye man, you can´t say that word. It´s racist.
White person: No it`s okay, i have the N-Word Pass signed by (the black person who signed this name).
Black person: Ahh okay my nigga.
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Legendary celestial power that contradicts our knowledge of the universe by giving other individuals who aren't black the ability to say the N word without fear of reprecussions from outside supernautral forces.
I use the N-word pass to gain massive power and will hopefully unravel the secrets of the universe
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Word Da Mommy is another saying for "on my mother"
Joshua: Yoo you wack as hell and that's word da mommy
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