Wet Ass-Burp

After jizzing in your partner's ass, have them fart, and blow it all over your face, and finally make them lick it off.

Max: "oh hey you remember jenny?"
Tanner: "oh hell yeah man. what about her?"
Max: "oh last night, i was doing her in the ass, and made her have a wet ass-burp!"
Tanner: "she lick all that jizz off too!?"
Max: "i made the bitch!"

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wet my lips

A phrase that a woman can use when she needs to go to the bathroom. The female counterpart to "leak my lizard"

Excuse me for a minute, i have to go wet my lips.

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Wiener Wet Suit

Synonym for condom

I was going to sling it to Shelly the whore, but I didn't bring any wiener wet suits for protection.

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Wet-dry world

1.) A level in the classic game, Super Mario 64 where you can change water levels.

2.) See New Orleans

Dude! Did you hear what happened to New Orleans?" "Yeah dude it was a total wet-dry world moment!

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Wet and go girl

A girl with naturally straight hair that can get her hair wet and still go out. usually a white girl or girl of mixed nature.

jessica alba is a wet and go girl

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wet your whistle

def. 1 - when you have alcoholic drunk and you needed one. and you feel like your whistle is wet after.

def. 2 - buttering somebody up

ex. 1 def. 1 - you had the shakes all day until you went to the liquor store got home and wet your whistle

ex. 2 def. 2 - i knew you weren't going to give me the job until i wet your whistle

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Mexican Wet Vac

When you accidentally cum in a chick so you try to suck it all out with your mouth and swallow it to prevent her from getting pregnant.

Quick, pull a Mexican Wet Vac

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