The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.
I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.
snake drift is sliding a penis across anything, like a face, table , carpet, etc.
Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing
"fake the snake, it makes people trust you "
A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.
I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.
A game where a girl is in the middle and sucks every guy off by biting there d*** and sucking it
Oh man she’s so good at snake oil