im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY

chan’s little sassy line from “comflex”, a b-side song from the “rock-star” album.

TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY
DIFFERENT NO IM UNIQUE
THATS RIGHT IM SO CLASSY
NOBODY CAN STOP ME
COMFLEX

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

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I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.

Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.

so fast hey

so fast hey is an adj or an ad, for nonsense fast person for declaration about the same as his fastness. We are in love as Khayyam and lovers as active as Michael, and happier when we are Christie(Burg) eventually, and no body lets us may be possibly.

I render this under taker has been too /so fast hey/in putting, in us had put a memorial: He did never put the coffin,s door on top of the spirit lost man of us. Never it could be.

i have depression so sad

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

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So Can't I

When you can't do something

-person 1-”I can't wait for autumn!”
-person 2-”So can't I”