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Chris

He is very annoying and smelly and he can be in a bad mood some times he loves dogs and he loves police tv shows.

I like Chris

by Sloth lover November 23, 2021


Chris

Perfect

Your family loves him more than you, you’re obsessed with him, you love him so much, he thinks he’s nothing that he’s useless and trash, but he’s not he’s just amazing and it hurts to see him be mean to himself. Chris you are amazing

by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019


Chris

1.Perfect

2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.

Mom: Is Chris coming over

You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you

You: okay mom

by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019


Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)

1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.

by HOLLABBHOLLA May 12, 2017


Chris

He needs to die.

“Chris needs to just stop breathing

by Murblehead October 19, 2020


Chris

Chris is adopted lol

Chris; woah dude.......I am adopted

by Gwegers October 28, 2019


Chris

A very depressed guy. He can be happy when he see' s his soul mate. He's not afraid to be flirty in a sexual way and girls don't mind that. He is in the middle of hot and decent.

Chris-"I will slap you thigh and you WILL moan(wink wink)."
Chris-"I had to wear long sleeves for a reason."

by 0018638 September 19, 2018