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St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is where unwanted children go.
Most children come from much poverty.
Drop off your orphans for freeee!
St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is a place where your orphans will be the happiest they’ve ever been for freeee!
An expression that can be used in many different ways:
1. Yelling at someone to leave your residence
2. When you don't believe someone
3. When you are mad at someone
4. To show dominance
5. Just anywhere
1. Bob, get outa my house! Right now!
2. For reals? No.. Get outa my house
3. F**k you! Get outa my house
4. Awww, you just got wrecked! Now, get outa my house!
5. Bob: "sup man?"
Antonio: "get outa my house!"
White House High School is the high school that no one wants to go to but has to thanks to the school zoning. It truly amazes me how every singular extra-curricular activity at this school performs like utter horse shit compared to every other school in the county. The football team is just as bad as the little washed up whores that dress up every friday to cheer for them. This school is filled with entitled pieces of shit with daddy's money that cant even locate the United States on a map of the world. Everyone here thinks they are hot shit but in reality they will be filing for government assistance the day they graduate. The staff and faculty here were clearly hired on Craigslist. The teachers cannot educate their students without reading off of a script. They dont even know what they are teaching. The average body count here is estimated at 18.9 as of August. The cheer team makes up 92% of those bodies.
Sports Announcer: And White House High School loses AGAIN by five touchdowns!
We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.
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Escorting the Obama's to the White House
Shitting into the toilet.
*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
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a school in middle tennessee that has had a losing season for the past 10 years, the school is full of daddys money douchebags & girls who get tossed around like ranen throws the football & who smell worse than the captain D’s kitchen
How’s white house high school football doing?
probably not good.
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Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
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