face time

Actual time spent in front of another person. The idea is that this is "time" spent with the person as opposed to other forms of communication. Such as writing or phone.

"You need to spend some face time with your girl friend if you expect to keep her around"

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hammer time

Hammer time means hanging out with your girl while lying to your boys about it, or getting owned by your girl and having to hang out with her instead of your boys.

Asad: ok guys ill be back I gotta go to the store.
Syed: Yea right, HAMMER TIME!!!!
Nadeem: Yea man I gotta go to the store too, ill be back in 15 minutes.
Fasih: HAHAHAHAHA

2 hours later...

Syed: Those bitches are getting owned right now

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four times

Intercourse in which the man inserts his penis 4 times into the woman. This creates a very akward situation. 4 times is relatively unheard of condition. Researchers are still studying the cause of 4 times and the reason that it occurs after specifically 4 insertions.

Dude, I really hope Dillon doesn't four times that girl.

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wasting time

If you have to, or if you are thinking about how you should or could be packing your snap, you are wasting your time.

wasting time

Andy, hey derek, how should I pack my base nug? umm I think a tri-base nug should be sufficient... hey derek, how does this look? looks good... hey derek, how does this look? uhhhhh good...

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nig time

a time when you or a group of people decide to smoke some ganja. Or, of or relating to ganja in itself.

Me: "Hey man, it's been a long day.. I could really use some nig time"
You: "I'm down. I just picked up some nig time earlier today!"

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its time

Immediately strapping on your trusty knee-pads, dropping to ur knees and giving head.

Omar.......... Its time!!!!!!!!

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Time-Fuck

When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'

Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.

Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"

Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."

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