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Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.
Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.
A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
Bro I just got a collateral....straight twinkies
#yosoyeelprimo
Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
New generation of bogans tipical to the city of Christchurch New Zealand smokes weed listens to metal and drinks bourbon by the litre has ripped jeans Wife beater or t shirt black hoddie and steel capped boots can be seen doing skids but more likely realy drunk hanging out the window of a car
that guy is really straight boags
When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.
Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”