Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"
Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
when a woman has nice size breasts but isn't interested in sex
Sally has nice cans but is asexual such Can Wastage
When you don’t want teacher to know your asking your friend to rip their juul
Ted: Can I sip your suul?
Madi: yea bro
When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear
Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
dam that nigga a freeuse picker
White Guy: Damn bro, only 5 dollars? For some Canned Labour? What a steal!