Dad

A man who supposed to be their daughter first love.. a man who supposed to heal their child.. a man who supposed to always be there for his wife and child.. a man who supposed to love his wife and child with all his heart.. a man who supposed to be hero to his family..

Too bad not all 'dad' can do that..

Child : mom where's dad?
Mom : honey.. we divorced..
Child : oh..

Dad

G. O. N. E.

Student: How do you spell dad
Teacher: G. O. N. E.

dad

a dad is a person who gives cum to a woman to make a shit spawn called a child.

kid: hey dad when are you coming back with the milk
dad: never

DAD

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.

whats a DAD

Dad

Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.

fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar

Dad: sure son:)

Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.

Dad left to have sex with a frog

Dad

The guy who leaves for the milk when your 5 :)

Hello dad
Goodbye dad
DADDYYYYY