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Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.
I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.
A game where a girl is in the middle and sucks every guy off by biting there d*** and sucking it
Oh man she’s so good at snake oil
When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.
Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.
To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
Extremely hungover, feeling a lot of pain
Why did I have those last 5 drinks last night, I'm wolfy snaked
getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime
hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?
yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday
Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.
dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister