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wolf ass

When taking a shit (normaly a nasty one when Wolf Ass occurs) and you do not wipe your ass good enough most likyly because you ran out of toliet paper or you wiped your ass alredy about 50 times and its starting to go raw is when wolf ass will begin to start. After a normal long work day of walking and the friction of your ass cheeks rubing together some people will notice that their ass cheeks will being to burn and sting THAT IS WOLF ASS a.k.a 5 grain sandpaper between your cheeks!

Johhny took a nasty shit and after waiting tables all day he could barely walk becasuse of the wolf ass that he contracted

by Irishkreme12 May 16, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Silly Ass

Someone who is extremely silly and loves to say silly ass alot.

"Hey Silly Ass!!"

by Spongebob Silly Pants March 3, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Cloud

a cloud of smelly fart(s).
usually left as a present to oncoming passers.

see:fart knocker

Al: What's that smell, Johnny?
Johnny: I believe we just entered an Ass Cloud.

by Zorlock April 21, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

by Guy Diesel January 17, 2006

261๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


flat ass

A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.

"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."

by Deb1955 October 23, 2005

144๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass commander

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect

you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander

by viceroy greg August 18, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moose's Ass

an excessive amount of pubic hair on a female, over-abundant amounts, copious amounts, prolific amounts, too much to be healthy

Her Moose's ass was as damp as a bog

by E.S.W. December 12, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž