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hawtest twink to exist. berry kewl and can pull any bitch he wants.
person: ayo, look it's bones
person 2: ew. lmao. look miss gurl it's bone- AYO WHERE TF MY GF AT
person: she's right there🙄 next to bones
person 2: FAWK
bones <3: lmao ogey
Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside
person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park
1: When the last person hasn’t responded to your message
2: When you haven’t responded to the other person’s message
3: When the conversation ended a while ago
iMessages: Today 10:20pm
“T bone”
“Mb bro”
The slayer of rapists in prison. If some guy is getting punked T-Bone will come in and save the day. T-Bones always have good hearts. In order for a man to be considered a T-Bone, he must be morbidly obese.
Person 1: Nigga, them dudes was on me bruh then T-Bone came and beat their ass.
Person 2: You was being raped? Nah nigga you gay
Short tubby Male usually 5'5" to 5'10". Most common birth names Ben, Brian,Brett, Benjamin.
Daaaaaymmmm look at that T bone
When you commence in the frick frack patty whack (have sex) while executing the infamous T pose.
I T-boned her so hard last night that she called me her steak daddy. I shot my steak sauce all over her!!!