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It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.
Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
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an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.
June: Oh, he could heat MY beans any day!
Katie: Yeah, he is so hot!
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The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.
What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!
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(Adj.) A kid trying to act rich and/or cool. But really the kid is acting edgy and/or cringey
(Adj.) A person who has a small penis.
Jacob Sartorious is such a Lil String Bean
I saw Devin's dick last night, what a Lil String Bean he has.
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The act of defecating on a female while simultaneously ejaculating on to her.
When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."
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To shit in a female's mouth, after which you shovel it out with your dick and splatter paint on her chest. (Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket).
She said she was the dirtiest girl i'd ever met, but then she experienced the Louisiana Bean Dip.
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