Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

draw calls

a term used by smelly source modders that try to sound technical

the largest issue facing cs optomization is draw calls to the cpu

Celebrity call center

Tv series on E! With no celebrities on it, just losers who cant get a real job

Celebrity call center sucks!!!

useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"

I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.

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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

special call

when two people have spicy time over call or video call, also called phone sex.

person 1: damn man, i haven’t had a special call in weeks, im DYING
person 2: i? Okay

call killer

The oxxx that threatens only by telephone is the opposite of a call killer,
A dangerous woman does it not, yet blows a thousand and kills men in meetings in da face

“Your last sells have been true hustle, sure deal! I’mma croak someone for one more client.” Jenny is a call killer