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cold, dead hand

From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!

"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)

California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)

by ReindeerBoy December 19, 2009

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Michael Jackson isn't dead

Yup thats right

Michael Jackson isn't dead = truth

by jsiksi August 7, 2009

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Mine isn't dead either

A phrase to illustrate and/or describe the state of being of an organism, including but not limited to worms studied in lab, green cats, and any type of rodent. It can also refer to the relative state of being of any type of plant, usually one that has, in the recent past, been olarked upon or next to.

"Whoa, dude, is your cat that is greenish in appearance alive? 'Cause mine isn't dead either!"
"That tree was olarked on like 2 hours ago. And guess what? Mine isn't dead either!"
"I just saw that lady braid her armpit hair next to that cactus. Mine isn't dead either!"

by T'Megan the King May 2, 2015


The Walking Dead: World Beyond

The Walking Dead: World Beyond is a short spinoff series to the popular AMC series, The Walking Dead. It starts 10 years into the apocalypse and focuses on a strong group, the CRM and a group of four kids. The series has 2 seasons whereas The Walking Dead has 11 seasons. There are many other spinoffs, too. This series makes people wonder if Rick is still alive and where he id because a character called Jadis brings him up in conversation a lot.

β€œThe Walking Dead: World Beyond isn’t as good as The Walking Dead.” Bob said.
β€œI know.” Ariana replied.

by georgeisabaddie May 10, 2022


Limp Noodle Spaghetti Dead

(Phrase) - description of person dying, usually from a cranial GSW that results in the body going limp in a fashion similar to a wet pasta noodle.

Shooter: "I'm not sure if I got him"

Spotter: "Yeah you shot him in the head and he went limp noodle spaghetti dead"

by The Cap N' April 13, 2021


dead man's flare gun

The lowest tier weapon in a classic Doom/Quake-style first person shooter. Named such because all it does is draw attention to the user for somebody better-equipped to pwn.

I just killed somebody with a BFG and this noob still rushed me with a dead man's flare gun.

by BottleLiving June 25, 2011

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Left 4 dead day

Left 4 dead day takes place on Easter every year, and is a day in which you play the video game β€œleft 4 dead” to celebrate the life of Jesus. This day was made by Gabe Newell, the creator of left 4 dead, to commemorate the games success.

Hey tomorrow’s left 4 dead day, want to play some left 4 dead?

by Goingxirnfness April 4, 2021