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Douche Bag

A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing.

Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.

Why do we even invite that guy over anymore? He never contributes and just talks about himself. What a douche bag!

by Giggles Mgee June 21, 2010

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Dizzle douche

The derivation of the latin word ductio, meaning shower and the slang word 'dizzle', the combination of which is used to describe a sanitation utility for the canal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice if the genital canal, or to the cloaca.

"Yo man, that chick needs a dizzle douche!"

by Ductio Dhezel May 15, 2004

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Douche Bouche

Synonymous with douche bag; can also refer to the male hair style of cow-licked bangs with pomade (flipped up).

Erica's douche bouche boyfriend has a douche bouche on the front of his head.

by Funky McFresh August 1, 2008

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douching swish

A made basket in basketball that not only swishes (touches only net) but makes a distinct "douching" sound

Nah dawg...that wasn't no swish man.. that was all douche G!

by Brainy Smurf July 12, 2002

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Douche Plug

The one plug that takes up five thousand slots on your surge protector

"Is there a slot on your surge protector where I can plug my phone in?"
"Sorry, there's one douche plug that takes up all of the fucking slots"

by bitchesondeck March 23, 2015

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Bag of Douche

Similar reference to douchebag, but said when the speaker desires to get a laugh.

Nick: Look, guys! I can bench 200 pounds twenty times!

Alex: Nick, you're being a bag of douche.

by dudebro15 August 12, 2009

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douche bag

1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know.

2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.

"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe.

"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.

by douchebag917 October 12, 2004

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