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When someone gets black out drunk and pukes and shits them self at the same time #doitforstate
Hannah did the dirty dragon at the party last night
This is for the ladies for when you got a sinus cavity filled to the brim with snot, you give a guy head and when he cums, blow it out your nurse sound along with the snot.
Kelli sucked Tony's dick while she had the flu and when he nutted, she puffed the double dragon right out of her nose
Battling an opioid addiction.
I was fighting the dragon that night when I freaked the fuck out.
When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia
Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?
When your ho chokes on your massive salty load and she coughs because it is unable to be swallowed, then the semen/snot mix shoots out of her nostrils looking like a Dragon shooting fire cum.
Yo I dropped such a huge load in Trudie's throat last night that she Dragon Snooted that shit right out her nose.
An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare
Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him
when you try to shoot your cum into a girls nose but you shoot air instead
Jack gave an air dragon to a maddie