half-first cousin-niece

Half-first cousin's daughter.

My half-first cousin-niece is a good girl.

Half way to Medusa

This is a term for when a man's wife or significant other has out of control and strung out hair.

" Did you see Kate earlier? she was half way to Medusa!"

half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.

"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."

Half Hair

When I child at the age of under 13 has half of one side of there hair missing

Excuse Shikiel you have half hair right now

half contender

Someone who isn’t fully participating in events. Can also be stretched as an insult.

Yoo chad didn’t finish the breweys last night, what a half contender

half-stepaunt

Stepparent's half-sister.

half-stepaunt.

Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them

Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge