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Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma

by Fish20 February 18, 2023


jake dodge

absolute fucking pussy

jake dodge is a bitch

by Jake dodge November 9, 2018


Jake Leverett

He may be a J name and a libra but surprisingly doesn’t fall into the stereotypes of either category. Although he is kind of a nerd and definitely has two monitors with a rainbow keyboard, he’s nice and has a fat velumptious butt.

I have a crush on Jake Leverett, I hope we move to Switzerland together.

by user213283 October 12, 2020


Jake cota

He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him

jake cota is hot

by jenny201391 December 18, 2023


Jake Debord

The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.

Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.

by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017


Jake maki

The most sexist and Amazingly funny down to earth Freestyling MC, that can always make someone smile; One who makes the best out of every situation, even if that means having to be too Gangster for everyone. The type of Man every woman wants, but can't have.

Fuck a happily ever after fairy tale love story, lets be 100% because all I need is a Jake maki in my life!!

by Karma maki March 9, 2019


ma-jake

the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces, while simultaneously being name Jake.

His longing touch was ma-jake.

by Teefirst May 9, 2022