mouth ejaculation

When you are saying something before you mean to.

When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.

I heard “Your mom looks like a whore in those shorts” coming out of my mouth when it wasn’t supposed to, hence a mouth ejaculation.

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

Skydivers mouth

Fanny like a......

Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth

Bred by mouth

Whereby someone has been bred (“raised”) by an all bark no bite parent whereby they make threats and don’t follow them through.

Honestly mate your bred by mouth, full of empty threats.

Mooper mouth

One with abnormally large lips and eats a whole lot

Look at him! He has a huge Mooper mouth

Mouth boner

Wanting to eat something really badly

Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner

Mouth Bar

When someone makes you feel so good on the inside, you’d drink from thier mouth.

You make me feel so good, I want to get drunk from your mouth bar.