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A muffin that just won’t get eaten but wants to be and is part of the asdf community
Why can’t I die “die die die” is what the asdf muffin always says because he is depressed
An innuendo that will stump the boys.
"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."
Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym
Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?
Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.
A term for a chav that’s a close friend
Bless my little chav muffin
when a person has become so fat their pants can no longer hold in their fat, hence making them look like a muffin
Guy1- damn did u see that chick at the party
Guy2- ya that muffin effect was fucking sick
The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.
If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.