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To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows
I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin
A very smart person! Named muffin!
Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!
I agree! I wanna be like her!
Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!
Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife
Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!
Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.
Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!
Person A: "God, you're such a bread muffin!"
Person B: "a what???"
1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!