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Coolass fighter
who were tight suits
to show off their kickass bodies!
hiiiiyaaaa!
a hot guy named rock lee with ninja
powers
People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
A twitch streamer who plays fornite very good.
Kid: Mom im playing with Ninja
Ninja: (* laughs* )
The original source of Ligma. Being the creator of it, he was able to shut it down.
"Hey Jacob, I played with Ninja!"
"Oh fuck off I'm at school."
that one dude who died from ligma
person 1: have you heard about ninja?
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.