Rural Dictionary

Georg Strøm

Ay we have Georg Strøm later today
Fuck off this guys is to cool for me

by October 7, 2021

George Jerry is the best guy ever. His name is a little long so people call him GJ. When he likes you, its over, hes stuck on you forever and thinking of you non stop. He loves you unconditionally and wont ever stop. He is just a great all around guy. But dont fuck with this dude or with his girl especially, or hell fuck you up bad. He cant eat gluten though, but thats okay, he deals with it. He always wants you to be your best. Like him :)
"Keep your head up babe, miss you"

Look at that guy over there, trying to hard to be a George Jerry.

by VJG1234567890 March 5, 2020

George Kinsman

George Kinsman is the kind of fella to lick a camels arse just to get out of sex. Yes you heard me right. He tries to avoid sex at all cost. He is the biggest fucking virgin alive. Also he is known to be small. He might say being small will allow him to move quickly. But the only thing he can move quickly into is 13 year old girls DM's. Oh an not to mention his dick is tiny. I've seen it. It's tiny and wrinkly!!!!!! Lets be honest this fella will only make it as a cleaner at Mc Donalds. Not even the fucking cashier. Then he will probably slip on his own trackies because he also thinks he is as hard as nails. And choke on his wrinkly fingers

*In African voice* Dad: Ah ah our son is a fucking disgrace.. Mum: Ah ah, he is chatting up 13 year old girls... Dad: He's a fucking George Kinsman. Ah ah

by wagwan piff October 2, 2019