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Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020


Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 4, 2015


Play school

The start year of pre school

My friend is in play school

by 459395 February 24, 2022


Lodi sucker play

The Lodi sucker play is a fake-out move (primary used during a sports game) where one player holds two balls. They throw one ball into the air, distracting a second player, and while the other player is distracted, the first player chucks the second ball at the groin.

I'm still having pains from when Tommy hit me with a Lodi sucker play.

by djorangejuice December 20, 2017


playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.

Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.

by rslock February 13, 2021


Play Stationed

To become the victim of identity theft due to lacking security on websites one is required to register for just to view, access or otherwise download documentation that should normally be accessible on a public link.

Thanks to that site's pitiful security, I got Play Stationed.

by TheHumanWiki June 2, 2011


National free play day

Every year on March 27th bookies across the country give everyone on their sheet $50 worth of free play to show that they value all their clients bussiness and loyalty. Its a way to show they care.

Damn I cannot beileve it's National free play day. Guess I gotta give my whole sheet 50 fp.

by thegambler4545 March 27, 2023