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craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.
BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin
Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out
Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night
When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.
a person(s) who take a shit out in a field
you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"
A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T
Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH
My choc-chip banana Muffin™
A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.
"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"
"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"
When a really fat chick's gut hangs over her waistband and below her shirt.
Dude 1: Oh man, that chick has massive, nasty muffin top
Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!