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When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.
Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"
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Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.
A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."
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its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real
steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
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A lyrics from the song "hard on" sus version of stay calm and also something you can say to you're buddy when you see a guy with a very large penis
Friend:Yo bro look at that guy through his pants I see his balls!
Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!
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When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.
5 year old : Hey Mister.
IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS
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When you spill your breakfast on your dick
Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants
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its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together
Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*
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