Dad

Someone who takes there time to get milk

Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"

Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I drank way too much, and now I have DADS

Dad

The Man who created you with the assistance if your mother and brought you to this world

I love my dad he cares for me he protects me and most of all I love playig a good catch with him....I love you dad 😇

Dad

What is a dad

A dad is a non existent object that left for milk

Dad

someone who left you for the milk

a: where’s ur dad
b: he left me for the milk
c: lol i knew it

DAD

SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST

I DONT HAVE A DAD