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A small bitch of a man who would try and beat his girlfriend.
Did you know that he tried to Chris his girlfriend
A gay ass nigga that dick eat everyday . This person get no bitches and complain like a lil ass kid.
Chris is the type of guy to marry a girl named leah and to take a bullet for some one and laugh about it chris is the type of guy that can be the best person but sometimes he sits on his ass and plays video games and chris the type of guy of to beat anyones ass and maybe become bffs with them chris the type of guy to stand up to anyone and will awlays put himself last and be the bes person that will have the best buddies and flip bitches off chris the type of guy to follow his dreams and never give up chris is the type of guy to get framed for shit chris is the type of guy to be called fat stupid retard and dosent care chris is the type of guy to only cry ethier if random citzens die or gets hurt chris is the type of guy to die with honor chris is the type of guy to hide his musels unitl he needs to show am chris is the type of guy to play the gutiar ledgenday chris is the type of guy to become a brickwall or aka a westitler chris is the type of guy to get mad if someone messes with him or his family chris the type of guy pretending that hes making a youtube video chris the type of guy to beat anyone in a video game match chris is the type of guy to say purpule for the whole day day chris is the type of guy to fall aslseep in class chris is the type of guy to have a kickass birthday party and you will get lucky if u get invited chris the type of guy to not have seen the movie but noes every single part of the movie and tells people hes seen it
chris is the type of guy to get all the girls and sometimes be lazy has f but most of the time be a badass
A Chris comes in two forms. On of them being very nice and chill towards people and the other being a neutral person. The second one is most interesting as some people will call him scary or psychotic but he would disagree. If you anoy him once or twice he will form an unbreakable hatred for you until you have paid the price. The same can be said if you are one of his friends girlfriends, because he doesn't have any friends that are girls. His favourite interrogation method is kicking you in the shinns if you don't give him the correct answer. Why he is like this, noone knows, but be careful because he will always have a bayonet on him somewhere...
Girl 1- you should ask out chris
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today
Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.
"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"
"Yeah, why?"
"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."
"Well he's still a good friend..."
"Yeah, you're right."
Chris is the real definition of asshole.....PERIOD.
Chris: your fucken ugly
Me: your mean
Chris: i dont care, im sexy