no u

the best comeback there is, if someone says no u in an argument, you automatically lose.

jeff: ur mom gay
joe: no u
jeff: impossible. dies

no u

literally the most cringeworthy thing to say in 2020 and beyond
if you say this youre most likely around the age of 8-10
but if youre 15+ and say this i dont know if your parents loved you enough

sometimes used in arguments but is now called the forbidden, and you will be made fun of if you say this

person1 : "youre bad"
person2: "no u"
person1: "did you fucking seriously say that youre honestly a cringe asshat go die immediately"
person2: "no u"
person1: "your parents never loved you enough"
person2: "thats.... right"

E~X~E~R~U~S~A~B~I~C~I~C~L~E~T~A~E~X~E~@~G~M~A~I~L~.~CO~M

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😱:E~X~E~R~U~S~A~B~I~C~I~C~L~E~T~A~E~X~E~@~G~M~A~I~L~.~CO~M

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

U∷ʖᔑリ d╎ᓵℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リᔑ∷||

Its Urban Dictionary in galactic, you must be an alien if you see this.

I ∴ᒷリℸ ̣ 𝙹リ u∷ʖᔑリ d╎ᓵℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リᔑ∷|| ᔑリ↸ ↸╎ᒷ↸ - Alien 👽 , 2081

Douche-u-sign

Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.

So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.

U+

Zach is an idiot.

Zach totally just pulled a u+ lol