fleek u peb

a word meaning go away u annoying idiot

little "bro: hey can u"
me:"fleek u peb"

R U OK?

What Terry says before you suffer

Terry Bogard: R U OK? BUSTA WOLF!!!

R U OK?

When your mate/family member has seriously injured themselves or is in a lot of pain and is obviously not ok, but you ask anyway wasting precious time that could save a life. Well done.

'Jeffery Falls off Cliff'
Tim "Jeffery R U OK?
".........." said Jeffery

Jeffery died 2 seconds after.

#u:%fag

A person that doesn't want to fuck off

Dude, he's such a #u:%fag

cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

No u no tackbacks

the end of the no u

me: your mum gay
friend: no u
me:no u no tackbacks

Do u fike poneapple

A humorous way of asking someone if they like pineapple but no one gets it

Friend #1: Do u fike poneapple?
Friend #2: Huh, do u mean do I like pineapple?
Friend #1: Yee