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Birding

The act of releasing fecal matter on unsuspecting victims from tall vantage points

"Hey man wanna go birding later?"
"Sure I think I'll be ready in an hour"

by Smooth Bones March 9, 2014


birding

Being a fucking retards.

birds is birding…

by kysplslmfao December 5, 2023


BIRDING

birding is the art of dressing up as a bird and sitting in nature to feel closer to the earth

Hey man dot you want to go birding today?

Yes I’d love to!

by Pastala December 21, 2023


Birding

The act sending someone a picture or link that is totally unrelated to the current conversation in order to redirect conversation away from an important topic or question. IE Britney starts a conversation with Jessica on a sensitive subject and Jessica responds with an unrelated picture of a bird.

I’m tired of Jessica always birding me when I try to have a serious conversation about our relationship status.

by Justsomedudewithaface November 21, 2021


Sippy Bird Bath

A Sippy Bird Bath is when a women fills her mouth up with Kool-Aid or any type of cold beverage and her man dips his balls in it.

My GF prefers sprite when she does the Sippy Bird Bath.

by Dick Zweiner May 8, 2022


Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023


Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird June 27, 2017