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They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.
This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl
Person 2: waIT I DiDNT
Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-
Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch
When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!
A slang word telling someone to watch out for danger or pranks
Before I shot Jackson with a water gun, I yelled: "Hey Jackson! Watch yo jet, cuh!"
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Cheesin yo shit is an idiom for ripping a cheesy shart.
"There were tacos at my grandmas funeral and I absoluly CHEESED everywhere dawg"
"Well I'll be Julian, you cheesed yo shit!"
A way to convince an idiot you are hispanic when they say something to you in English. The phrase used originates from the Spanish language and means "I do not speak Spanish,".
English Hater: "I will kill all of your Englishmen!"
Englishman who can do a good Spanish accent: "Yo no hablar ingles!"