Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

Toe-Yo

using your toes to play with yo-yo's

yo that dude over there is master at using toe-yo!

shut yo say yo

sabrina

“you have shut yo say yo me you say it in my face”

Mistah Drop yo slide

A black Man, who'll occasionally drops a trombone slide

*clanging noise*
What was that noise?
That was mistah drop yo slide

National Appreciate yo homie day

When one has homie or family like love for one and other.

“Aye homie I appreciate you.” “You too homie I appreciate you.” “Happy national appreciate yo homie day.”

Show yo gains, not yo Hanes

It means quit sagging. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see your underwear.

Edward: *has his shorts all the way down to his knees*
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.

cringe 13 yo

Basically my brother

The cringe 13 yo that makes pp jokes is my brother