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a gust of wind blown from the inner loins of the female, given to you only when suffient length has been inserted into your lower lips
when i was in 6th grade, i inserted a candle into my verticle.. smile out of curiousity of course and a pussy fart was soon released :-)
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Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.
She gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.
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A waiter who doesn't like you at all and farts into your soup with a peice of crap coming out steaming hot waiting for you to eat it all up.
That waiter at Olive Garden didn't seem to like me I think he did a fart soup for me.
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a fart which has come from a homosexuals ass. Another way of calling someone gay.
Jonny was the biggest sperm fart i had ever met
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It kind of like a Raspberry on your nose.
It involves two people. One peron exhales air into the other persons nose. It like mouth to mouth resection. But Mouth to Nose.
*DO NOT BLOW AIR INTO THE NOSE.* it just feels funny and you in up licking their nose and then it is akward between the two of you.
also the person getting the nose fart *MUST HAVE THEIR MOUTH OPEN.* i dont know why but it burns your esophagus if you dont.
OH Gawd! Jessie just gave me a nose fart. i feel so violated.
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When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere
I had a nasty dick fart the other day, blasted my entire room!
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The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.
I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.
Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
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