BELIEVE IN THE ANTI

The worst Instagram account, a full of shit menu for your everyday life.

Monkey or squirrel?

I just wanna die and BELIEVE IN THE ANTI

Anti-Pesto

A name Lady Tottington used to call Wallace in the film series 'Wallace in Gromit' and the whole internet has no idea what it means.

Lady Tottington: Victor, stop fooling around in the dirt and have a look at this. The ingenious Anti-Pesto have completely dealt with my rabbit problem! Isn’t it marvelous?

anti-Lavoisier

(referencing Antoine de Lavoisier the 18th century French chemist and his famous phrase "rien ne se perd, rien ne se cree; tout se transforme):

adj- similar to a neo-Luddite, but instead defines people who don't understand 1) that if the government can't pay your welfare check, the money still has to come from somewhere and 2) how poverty is related to Malthus's theory of food production

all those people who protested Trump and those women who marched on Washington, either they don't know what they are doing, or they are simply, in my mind at least, anti-Lavoisier

anti-q

Pronounced "An-TEAK" (plural an-TEAKs): Having or possessing anti-lbgt(Q)ia+ bias.

"Did you hear about the new Chick-fil-A? Remember, don't give them money, they're anti-qs."

anti-dipsnap

-the opposite of a dipsnap; performed by starting in the normal dipsnap position and moving the pointer finger back in the opposite motion of a traditional dipsnap.
Also called the anti-matter dipsnap.

- used chiefly when something is unclutch/not humorous/mediocre

John's bad jokes deserve the anti-dipsnap

Anti-Rag

a World of Warcraft Druid that tries to Defeat Ragnaros on Heroic for hours, only to fail miserably over and over.

Booshes tried to Defeat Ragnaros, but just was just an Anti-Rag

anti bitch spray

A spray that makes your dick smell good

Dude my mom found my anti bitch spray, I’m hella fucked