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the studies of subjects z and v, and the tests upon each subjects anuses ability to stretch.The studies indicate that the larger the mans mass the greater abilitliy the anus has to stretch.Thus having the superior anal durability.
yo dude after mortal kombat you want to go test our anal durability?
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1. Childishly immature person fixated on (his/her own) feces.
2. Childishly immature person scared to have a shit for fear of losing some valuable part of the body. By extension, scared to throw out/delete/ any part of his/her possessions. Not to be confused with Control Freak.
That anal retentive bitch won't let her kids go anywhere.
My supervisor's such an anal retentive -- he keeps dragging up everyone's mistakes.
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The act of suppositing a large, mortar shaped metal butt plug into the anus, then nipping down to your local hospital for your MRI scan.
The magnetic resonance has been known to instantly accelerate the supposited metal object up to the speed of sound and deposit it elsewhere in the torso.
"Hey Arthur, did your wifes hospital appointment get in the way of your sexy weekend away?"
"On the contrary Jim, we were banging like the shit house door when the plagues in town. Hospital appointment looming and with her voyeuristic ambition, things got really sexy and I coaxed her into an anal rail gun.
Unforthcoming, nervous. A lack of self confidence.
The guys at school are so anally retentive when it comes to talking to girls.
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To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.
Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"
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The AOL is a sexually (anally) defined lifestyle in which anally oriented people use every opportunity to please their buttholes.
Have you heard of Kim recently, she’s living the Anal Only Lifestyle now.
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How gay couples have sex. Usually done after one man gets done sucking another man's dick.
While Liam was taking a shower, Austin walked in and saw liam's massive cock. Liam tried to cover it up but Austin wanted to touch it. After Austin touched it, Liam wanted to see and touch Austin's. Soon Austin was on his knees sucking Liams dick. He was getting troatfucked so hard that he had Liam I'm in his mouth. Afterwards, Liam sucked off Austin. Austin than turned around and told Liam to stick it in him. Liam got behind Austin and tried to penetrate him. Once Liam was inside, he pumped away. After ducking Austin for a while, Liam turned around so Austin could fuck him in the ass. Before screwing Liam, autin kicked Liams butthole clean. He than stick his dick inside Liams butt and pumped away. After he had finished, he got on his knees and sucked Liam off again. They both than got into the 69 position and started to suck each other's dick. After they finished they finished their shower and went back at it on the bed. That is a brief description of gay anal sex.
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