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John cenas favorite food. His booty is like a crack. Look at this dude. Oh woah woah woah

I like apples.

by PenisDestroyer987 March 3, 2019


Apple

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!

So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.

by 4uffin July 5, 2023


Apple

An electronic store that loves to take your money.

Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.

by 🏈 November 20, 2018


apple

A red circle that's DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS that should be eaten every day

Dude, I havn't eatenan apple yet today!

by bargebunk January 3, 2018


Apple

A fucking fruit you absolute troglodyte. Why are you even here?
It's a red circular fruit that grows on trees (apple trees) and it grows once a year. They could be green, yellow, and red. They also could be red and green or green and yellow you get it.

I ate the apple from the tree
Adam and Eve fucked up by eating the forbidden apple

by IwantYourBeans December 1, 2020


Apple

An object that peopel eat when they are hungry it has a red body and a brown stem eli

Apple yummy

by PopcornMcgee December 9, 2019


Apple

An apple is object thats a food taht people eat when they are hungery Eli

Apple is yummy for tummy

by PopcornMcgee December 9, 2019