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When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night
The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.
Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS
The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”
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Attempting to belittle others in an escape from thinking about drilling a nice hairy man hole. Not to act on homosexual tendencies driven by inadequacy.
I can't talk or think about invading a mans brown eye, so Your Bummed.
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An absolute waste of space with no job,no aspirations, relies on everyone else and does fuck all with their life.
Generally a fat lazy twat.
Someone that would be happy to spend their life on benefits as opposed to doing a days work.
Go get a job you big fat bum dosser!
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You call someone it when they're being silly
"You're such a poo face bum hole!"
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The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'
"quick! hand me a sandwich bag! i've reached my Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) "
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