egg daddy

when a guy shoves his fist up into a girl and moves his hand around making her moan

damn i became her egg daddy!

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uber-daddy

1.noun ; when a man provides rides for a pregnant female that he isn't in a relationship with

My ex wife wanted me to drive her pregnant ass to a ob/gyn appointment, the kid ain't mine and I ain't an uber-daddy.

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splenda daddy

A man who gives a lady money but gets no sugar.

My splenda daddy dropping off money still aint getting none.

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daddy edwin

when a man has a fat crush on a transgender girl that is 5’0

that’s daddy edwin

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Stale-Daddy

I don't know where this originated but iv'e been hearing it often. It is used when people get hushed or "hush mode".

A Stale Daddy is a face you make after someone hoed your life like-
i_i

A stale daddy is another form of hush mode

Person A- " You smell like tortilla chips and stale beans!"
Person B- " I..... Bitch i_i"
Random Background person-" I Sense a Stale-daddy!!!!"

Person A- "Yo mamma so fat she stupid!"
Person B- *Cricket cricket* i_i
STALE DADDY!!!!

(scenario is in a school and both people stand up and argue)
Person A- " Wit yo ol' retard butt"
Person B- "I kno u ain't talkin wit yo Dirty Ass"
Person A- *sits down* i_i
Person C- " DAT NIGGA GAWT A STALE-DADDY!!"

Person A- "Shut up bitch before i whoop your ass"
Person B- i_i
Person C- "Now that's the biggest Stale-Daddy i ever seen"

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wax daddy

Lancelot (Dan Stevens) in Night of the Mueseum, with his nose fucked up.

"I'd totally fuck wax daddy, but I'm afraid his dick would melt."

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T daddy

Trump

Flashback December 2016,Hey, T Daddy IRA elected now it's time to change things (aka F everything up)

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